Translations of the Text Message “WYD”
I want to know what you’re doing, but I also want you to know that I don’t care […]
If All of My Very Rational Fears Came True
My fiancé leaves me for someone who’s verified on Twitter […]
What Would Happen If I Stopped Dating Straight White Men
I would practice tarot and astrology in peace […]
Ghosts and Ghouls Warn Against Cultural Appropriation on Halloween
The northeast chapter of the Coalition of Ghosts and Ghouls held a press conference at an undisclosed spooky location […]
Responses to a Bro’s Facebook Status Asking for Book Recommendations
Stephen White, a 23-year-old bro, posted a Facebook status asking his peers for book recommendations [...]
Your Definitive Guide To Pussy Maintenance
My middle school boyfriend once told me, “Your Pikachu is wet and disgusting.” And boy oh boy [...]
Your Definitive Guide for Millennial Budgeting
You’ve graduated from a top American university and have no choice but to live in a thriving metropolitan city [...]
6 things everyone should know about comedy and depression
Here’s a common exchange. Stranger: So, you’re a comedian? Me: Yes. Stranger: Are you depressed? Me: I haven’t tried to kill […]
How to survive your first open mic
My first open mic took place in a basement on a Saturday at 4:30 in the afternoon. My topics […]
How to level up from mics to shows
As a stand-up comedy newcomer, it can sometimes feel like a gargantuan task to move from open mics to booked […]